Earth was doing some introspective work and decided that in order to get to her core issues, she needed to attend a Geology 101 class. Where it is, I don’t know*. But here’s a big high-five to her for digging deep into her issues.
(*Some of you commented on Facebook that you are not sure where Earth is in this illustration. I guess you are comfortable with her talking and having red lipstick, so I can understand why having Earth in a classroom may be unclear. So, in case you were confused: this is a cartoon. I know: crazy, right? My anthropomorphic Marilyn Earth is just a character I use to get across some ideas. That info may be earth-shattering to some of you. But, no, she is not really in a Geology 101 class, though some of you on Facebook were realllllyyyy concerned about that).